Gods must be crazy!!!!

So it was that time of the year again…I was waiting for my turn. Being one of the senior most i would be the first one to be called in. I had a thousand errands to run but still this kind of topped the list. Who am i kidding It would mean a good hike . If everything went well that is. Sacchu would be really happy.Okay here we go my turn came up.

Shiv : hey come on in. You anxious or what?

Me : (ahem only so much that the heavens might fall down) No not at all shiv.

Shiv : Its been a great year and I am really proud of your work, I must say

Me : (so bloated up that my head was ten times my body size) Thanks Shiv . That’s great to hear.

Shiv : Some of your developments have proven to be really good. Customer satisfaction is pretty high too.

Me: (Is this for real wow man, I am on a roll,trying to act supremely normal and failing completely in that attempt ) That’s wonderful

Shiv : However..

Me : (There it was. How can a meeting go on without a however, but ,inspite of and many more of these conjunctions. Conjunctions of doom I call them. Why does there have to be a however? It might be wise to mention the head size now. Well lets just say it was on its way becoming normal)

Yeah

Shiv : Its imperative for one to take upon a holistic perspective.

Me : (All I could think was blah blah blah!!! more manangement crap , holistic perspective my .. ok not really the time to tread down the swear path.)

Shiv : …. So I have to look at how well your personal objectives have blended with the organization’s and what little extra you have brought to your work this time around.

Me : Little extra (what an oxymoron) I am sorry shiv I am losing you.

Shiv : Well what innovative or creative have u done this past year that would help me rate you a peg above the others .That’s what i mean.

Me : What ? I mean how can that be the main yardstick . Where is the opportunity to do that shiv. ( Head by now quite the size of a bee )

Shiv : Instead of asking me why ? Ask yourself Why not?

Me What kind of a reply is that now.. and here I am shooing off the temptation to go down the swear path ) Ahem i am sorry what? (Yeah that sounded pitiable, quite pitiable)

Shiv :Well the thing is Brahma I can give you only a normal rating cause the work you have done is great but nothing really creative , new or extra for me to rate you higher.

Me anger boiling up like a kettle and had my little speech ready . Was going to give him a piece of my mind. )

Creative indeed. What am i supposed to do ?
Create babies with ten pairs of eyes, 4 pairs of hands and 2 pairs of legs, Give them 2 brains oh wait a minute one seems quite a waste . Hmm maybe i should recycle brains most dont use them anyways. Innovative really… Be ready people for some really different evolution this year..

Oh dont look like that I dint tell him ofcourse. Just removed the brackets so that I could make you think I did.Ahh come on dont judge me now , this was my only fun!!!

” Ok Lord shiva thanks.”(Thanks now why didI say that.. well who am I kidding he is in charge of destruction you know)

Walking back from kailash to my home abode. Sarawasthi isn’t going to be pleased. Well lets just hope her performance appraisal went better.

On reaching home

Me :Hey, Can i have a cup of coffee i have headaches in all my four heads.
Saraswathi :Yeah
Me : So what happened to your appraisal?
Saraswathi : Dont ask . They changed my domain . I have to learn electric guitar now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s :Totally fictitious. Any resemblance to anyone living or dead is accidental
( only because it might resemble a zillion people)